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Alpha and Omega
A movie about semi-anthropomorphic wolves made in 2010. So basically, an omega wolf, who's a complete jackass named Humphrey, and an alpha wolf named Kate, who's literally and figuratively a bitch get relocated to Idaho, and must get home before their packs wage death and destruction on each other. but they face many problems, such having get away from 3 bears who want to brutally maul them to death, an angry French guy who almost blasts them with a 12 gauge(with slightly better aim than a stormtrooper), a psychopath sadistic mom, and... not to mention the infinite amount of sexual jokes... this is a PG rated kids film?
Jackson: I saw Alpha and Omega today...
Marcus: What did you think?
Jackson: Its an R rated film in a PG movie's clothing
Marcus: What did you think?
Jackson: Its an R rated film in a PG movie's clothing
Alpha and Omega by BlenderThatBlendsThings November 12, 2016
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alpha and omega
Possibly the greatest Halo tag-team ever to play the game. Rumored to have dropped out of Harvard University to play professionally in Japan.
Tyler: Wha'd you do tonight man.
Luke: Went to a funeral.
Tyler: Shit, what happened.
Luke: Well, my roommate lost so badly in halo to Alpha and Omega that he went back to the room, cut off his dick, and then sawed his face off.
Tyler: Sucks man... You want to go Double-team my girlfriend? She's passed out in my room.
Luke: Sure!
Luke: Went to a funeral.
Tyler: Shit, what happened.
Luke: Well, my roommate lost so badly in halo to Alpha and Omega that he went back to the room, cut off his dick, and then sawed his face off.
Tyler: Sucks man... You want to go Double-team my girlfriend? She's passed out in my room.
Luke: Sure!
alpha and omega by Billy Dilter June 9, 2007
alpha and omega
Code phrase euphemism for tits and ass. The most prominent features on a woman's upper and lower body. In other words, the first and last things you would most likely notice whenever a hot chick walks towards you(her breasts) and then away from you(her rear end).
Jon: Damn, John check out the well-endowed alpha and omega on that fine ass blonde walking over there by the shore.
John: Damn straight! I'd tap that any moment now!
Jon: Fuck yeah! Let's go pick her up!
John: Damn straight! I'd tap that any moment now!
Jon: Fuck yeah! Let's go pick her up!
alpha and omega by Terminus_Est December 1, 2011
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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