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Portland, P.A 

Portland, P.A. is a very small town near Bangor in north-East Pensylvania. consists of one small main street,wich contains a tatoo parlor,a pet store,a chocolate shop, and not mush else.

the main street is set across from a small walking bridge,that many local teens like to sit on the side of.

one other popular teen hangout is the graveyard on the east side of town. it's quite large,and is set on a steep hill.

possibly because of the graveyard, many ghosts have been sighted and rumored in portland.

Has two churches,one Methodist, one Baptist.

Another place lcal teens liked to hang out at was the small playground,behind the old schoolhouse. However,it was recently re-done, and made "safer", so most of the fun has gone out of that area.

Portland has one of the best volunteer fire departments of any small town in northern P.A., with a quick response time and dedicated firefighters.

All in all, a nice place.
i went to Portland, P.A yesterday. it was nice,but small.
Portland, P.A by angel's tear November 29, 2011
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Portland Passback 

It's where you freeze your poo, and put it up your mate's bum. Then he poos it back in to your hand.
Hey mate, we're bro's, right? Lets do a Portland Passback!
Portland Passback by SelfishSi June 10, 2018

Portland party favor 

To perform a Portland party favor: At a pre-game party, hide in a room when everyone is leaving to go out for the night. Once the home is vacated, proceed to turn on music, continue drinking, and have fun while cleaning the entire place. Pick up all trash and recycling, scrub, dry, and put away every glass and dish, wipe every surface, organize furniture, etc. Leave the spotless place before its occupants return home. Never tell them that you did it.
"Last night when we got home from the club, our home was immaculate. It was trashed from pre-gaming when we left. Someone must have treated us to a Portland party favor, but I can't figure out who."
Portland party favor by JChoops March 10, 2014

Portland Park 

a place were the kids of 5th - 15th ave in the city of Haverhill,MA find home and refuge.
"Yo, lets go to portland and smoke that bogie!"

"Portland Park"
Portland Park by JOFAxxx November 6, 2011

partland 

verb: to get really drunk, destroy something that does not belong to you (i.e. public washroom, local grocery store, etc.), and be brought home by the local authorities.
John: Oh man, you have to watch over me tonight, just incase I get out of hand and partland something.
Jim: True that.
partland by foy_45 March 28, 2004
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026