Loading the Cannon 

A sexual act where you pry open your partner's butthole and poop into it.

"I'm going out with Becky tonight. Don't come over after 9. I will be loading the cannon."

"I loaded that bitch's cannon last night."

"Dude! Who loaded my sister's cannon last night? There is shit everywhere!"

Loading the Cannon by Dick Trickle the 3rd November 28, 2011

loading the cannon 

To place crack cocaine in a crack pipe for smoking

Yo, don't be loading the cannon in my car! Wait until you get home.

loading the cannon by A-Town Social Experiment May 24, 2008

Loading the Cannon 

A term used in reference to the act of sounding. Loadint the cannons specifically notates using an onject witha notable diameter, but a short length. Such as a AA battery. To load the cannon one usually inserts the object into the urethra until it is fully encompased in the urethra.

I was loading the cannon last night, dude it burnt so good!

Loading the Cannon by 1818551 February 10, 2024