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Smash and Pass 

To "Smash and Pass" is the process of meeting another person for the intent of having sex with. Soon after finishing, both people leave; usually to never talk again. The sole purpose of doing this is to try something new and achieve extreme pleasure while doing so for both partners.

A one night stand is the same meaning as Smashing and Passing but is the more popular of the definitions.
"The other night I met this chick over the internet. She wasn't amazingly hot but she was good enough to smash and pass."
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Smash and Pass 

To find someone who wants a serious relationship then have a one night stand and reject anything further. Also see Fuck and Chuck and Bang 'em and hang 'em
Person 1 "She's really into you"
Person 2 "Yeah but that's smash and pass material
Smash and Pass by 0613340 November 26, 2014

Smash and Pass 

A game invented by bored high school age jews in USY with nothing better to do on the sabbath due to the prohibition against using electricity. The game consists of sitting in a circle and smashing fruit against one's own head, typically an apple, and then passing it to the next player. The player who breaks the fruit open on his or her own forehead wins, and starts the next round.

Commonly used fruit:
Apples
Oranges
Watermelons
Melons
Grapefruit
Pears

Not suggested:
Grapes
Pineapples
Strawberries
Phil: Hey, want to play Smash and Pass tonight?
Jeremy: Not really. My head still hurts from last time.

smash and then pass 

When a hoe and someone have sex and then ghost each other immediately. Instead of smash or pass the popular YouTube game, you do both! Smash and pass!
Did you hear that hoe Abbey smashed and then passed Zach. Poor Zach he was played.
Why is smash and then pass even a thing?!
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026