Spanklenuts

(n) a person who is a bit of a twat. Gormless of sorts. Lacks character or does stuff that isn't really adding value.

Hey Jamie, where are the left over hamburgers?

Oh, Brad ate them.

He is such a spanklenuts!

Yep, he sure is.

Spanklenuts by NZAP 9041 November 22, 2011

Sprinklenuts 

When a male subject dips his nuts(balls) into a bowl of sprinkles

Yo my girl asked me for dem sprinklenuts last night.

Sprinklenuts by Shitboxracing July 7, 2016