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is the act of drinking beer, anywhere & anytime.
me: Beering?
friend: Sure
me: let's fucking go
Beering by VitriolicHate May 23, 2015
My friends and I are beering.
beering by Honus November 15, 2004
the act of replacing an ice pack with a cold beer can.
Oh he is beering his sore hipflexer
Beering by *Cookie-Monster* February 9, 2010

beering aids 

Like beer goggles for your ears, beering aids make even the most annoying/horrible song, singer, person, (fill in the blank) sound better than while you are sober.
Karaoke was worse tonight without my beering aids. She didn't sound like Mariah Carey at all!
beering aids by bellizima December 28, 2011

Motor Beering 

A hybrid of Motor Boating and a Body Shot. Beer is poured into the cleavage of the Motor Boat recipient as their jugs are simultaneously being mouth jiggled.
I was Motor Boating that stripper while Mike poured beer all over her boobs. We took turns Motor Beering the Hell out of those things!
Motor Beering by Ditka's 'Stache October 28, 2011

Human beering 

Term denoting the inseparable bond between humans and beer, well suited to explain to non-drinkers the biological reason for beer craving.
"Awww dude, my liver's gotta hate me, I've been beering it up aaaaall last week..."

"Hey, don't sweat it man, we're all just human beerings"

"True. Thanks man."

(sound of can opening)
Human beering by Larsssson May 23, 2009