BeeringAids 

The inability to hear coherent sentences while drinking excessive amounts of beer. Also, excessive shouting while intoxicated.

She can't hear you, her beeringaids are in.

BeeringAids by gabulldawg2k March 6, 2009

beering aids 

Like beer goggles for your ears, beering aids make even the most annoying/horrible song, singer, person, (fill in the blank) sound better than while you are sober.

Karaoke was worse tonight without my beering aids. She didn't sound like Mariah Carey at all!

beering aids by bellizima December 28, 2011

Beeranaids 

After a few beers, things start sounding good.

Karaoke sounded really good last night! Really dude, you must have worn your beeranaids!

Beeranaids by Drummasterk December 20, 2016

beerinoids 

Sores and/or burst blood vessels appearing in the rectal area resulting from excessively forceful beer farts.

Man, I can't sit still on account of the beerinoids!

beerinoids by teeaitch January 14, 2009