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A howdie is where youre fisting somebody's ass and you begin to wiggle your fingers.
Jayk: Hey Ramsey, You want a howdie?
Ramsey: Fuck no I dont want your fingers in my brownhole
Howdie by Dirty Wizzard November 15, 2011
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speer hoodie 

A hoodie featuring the head of former German Minister of Armaments and War Production during World War II, as used in the Hearts of Iron 4 mod "The New Order: Last Days of Europe", captioned with the repeated statement "SPEER HOODIE". Mostly worn by the severely obsessive pasty followers of the mod, who congregate on the subreddit /r/DSRfunny
"Speer hoodie, Heydrich sweatpants, Himmler Hat, Goring crocs, and Bormann backpack" - one reddit user, responding to the initial post which revealed the Speer hoodie, in an attempt to further ruin the world

Glossier hoodie

A hoodie that our lord and savior Timothee Chalamet wore and everyone obsessed with him (including me) bought it.
Timothee: did you see the glossier hoodie I wore?
Sophie: yes and I bought it

Dysphoria Hoodie 

a Dysphoria Hoodie is a hoodie worn, typically by a transgender guy, to mask their body shapes. a dysphoria hoodie is typicaly sightly oversized in order to properly mask certain body shapes. it is also rarely washed because you probably wear it every single day. it is also common to wear this hoodie in very hot weather because dysphoria doesn't care.
Friend: why have you been wearing that hoodie for 5 months straight?
me: it's my dysphoria hoodie.

Give a girl a hoodie day 

Example: it's give a girl a hoodie day so here?

Hoodie hug 

A hug between you and someone else (preferably a significant other) while both wearing cozy hoodies.
Bro me and Samantha hoodie hugged last night and it was so warm and cozy.