Derpbate 

To persist with an argument (typically on the internet) to the point beyond diminishing returns with the persistence of idiocy. A derpbate often involves two parties (often on the internet) in mild-to-extreme disagreement repeating each others points with slight modification in response to one another. A portmanteau of "Derp" and "Debate."

Sunday, sunday, SUNDAY, watch the socially inept Randroid debate the campus Communist in the CAGE on a politics forum! You do not want to miss one excruciating line of this ten hour derpbate!

Derpbate by HeySeuss November 13, 2011

Derpmates 

A variation of the word teammates, a Derpmate is the kind of player you encounter 99% of the time on Xbox Live or Playstation Network while playing first-person shooters. Derpmates are generally poorly skilled at the game, fail to follow directions, and generally just make the game un-playable and not fun, by constantly dying and screwing up while you're trying to get them to do the god damn Shangri-la Easter Egg!

Why Treyarch did you make an Easter Egg that requires four players, then match me up with three Derpmates!!!
by AnnoyedXbox360Guy on Jul 8, 2011

Derpmates by AnnoyedXbox360Guy July 9, 2011

Derpbatable

Like saying debatable only you say it when someone says something stupid that really isn't debatable.

*Stupid girl interrupts class*
Girl: "I have a really funny story to tell!"
Guy: "That's derpbatable."

Derpbatable by GES4 December 2, 2010

Derpbite 

A person that is an amazing friend and is kind and caring

Overall the best of the best

Hey Ben is a team derpbite

Derpbite by HappyEmmie January 1, 2021