by anonymous1556451 November 12, 2011
by tehNellifer December 3, 2008
A homosexual vampire that once terrorized the anuses of the countryside. Known to have been born in China (and not Romania), his legend still strikes fear into the hearts of many Chinese men.
-What was that guy's name again?
--What? Oh you mean that gay vampire's name?
-Yeah
--Oh, it was Count Fagula.
--What? Oh you mean that gay vampire's name?
-Yeah
--Oh, it was Count Fagula.
by TheElephantInThePoon April 21, 2010
A man that only comes out at night and instead of sucking blood out of necks like Count Dracula he sucks jizz out of dicks like Ricky Martin.
Man what happened to Mikey I haven't seen him in weeks? Oh He got bit by a fag bat he's a Count Fagula now.
by Johnny Motherfuckin P June 4, 2010
One of those annoying, spitty mouthed teenaged wannabe vampyre (vampire) kids who shop at hot topic, jet their hair and read stupid ass books like Twilight. Basically, a cross between an emo and a WANNABE goth. Usually buy a guitar and don't even play the damn thing or get a skateboard and don't even learn how to skate on it.
Fagula: I am so dark. My clothes reflect the colour of my soul... which is black.
Dude: Wank off, Count Fagula.
Dude: Wank off, Count Fagula.
by Miilo November 20, 2008
The name for someone who wears black clothes, cross ornaments, lipstick, fake teeth, and describes themselves as vampires; most likely homosexuals.
by Pills(TM) November 26, 2008