1 definition by TheElephantInThePoon

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A homosexual vampire that once terrorized the anuses of the countryside. Known to have been born in China (and not Romania), his legend still strikes fear into the hearts of many Chinese men.
-What was that guy's name again?
--What? Oh you mean that gay vampire's name?
-Yeah
--Oh, it was Count Fagula.
by TheElephantInThePoon April 21, 2010

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