Dave Hunter

Having extreme blow-up's over small situations.

Chuck the Freak and Lisa are in the parking lot at 89X Studio's and Chuck has just accidentally hit the side of Lisa's car door with his car door.

Chuck: Oh Lisa, I'm so sorry about that!

Lisa: It's ok, it's not like I'm going to go all Dave Hunter on you.

Chuck (in his Leon the sex coach voice): Well then baby, Imma slather you in buttah and light you on fire. I might even pee on you, if you're lucky. *low sexy growl*"

Lisa: *Runs away*

Dave Hunter by friday_bitches March 31, 2010

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Dave Hunter

A) When you think it's perfectly okay to perform such sexual acts as licking nipples and/or "going down" on prostitutes, as you would only when making love with your significant other.

B) When a 'John' goes beyond just having sex with a prostitute and often tries kissing and caressing her intimate areas, making the situation intensely awkward, he is then known as a 'Dave'.

"This 'John' pulled a Dave Hunter and started licking my nipples. He totally thought it was cool."

"All the girls know that guy can be a real 'Dave', so we don't try to pick him up."

Dave Hunter by pwetty_weerd November 11, 2011

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Going Dave Hunter

Going balls to the wall insane and completely ballistic on someone who pisses you off.

I'm going Dave Hunter on his ass if he does not shut up!

Term coined by radio hosts when Dave Hunter goes absolutely berserk on anyone that pisses him off. An anger like no other to which the world has never know.

Going Dave Hunter by Draxent99X June 4, 2014

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The Dave hunter

When are disc jockey uses the wrong sound clip.

When a radio show is doing a bit and you mean to play cop sirens but you actually play disco music, you did The Dave Hunter

The Dave hunter by Anonymous paul October 15, 2019

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Hunter/Dave

Big old lefty that enjoys eating a bag ole bag of dicks.
Usually because he has no argument and needs something in his mouth to keep him occupied.

I love being right even though I'm left.
Because im Hunter/Dave

Hunter/Dave by The left sucks May 17, 2018

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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