lanking

Similar to the term 'cranking', this verb represents the simultaneous combination the of laughing and masturbation. Not a common pairing, and those conducting the act would appear to be slightly insane.

Girl (to boyfriend): What the hell are you doing?

Boy: I'm lanking. It's so wrong it is right. Please don't leave me.

by glastofan November 11, 2011

lank

South African slang, is used to give emphasis to something (a replacement for very). Mostly used amongst surfers, but has become incresingly prolific amongst young people in South Africa.

That guy's lank scary
That sandwich looks lank dodgy

by skitzodee September 26, 2005

LANK

An acronym for the widely-used phrase "Let a nigga know."

-"What's goin down tonight hay?"
-"I'm not sure yet."
-"When you find out, LANK, aight?"
-"Aight, my nig. I'll holla."

by Kessel S. December 10, 2006

lank

A further set of popular South African senses beyond the most common "very" are those meaning "many", "a lot" or "very much"

There were lank people on the beach that day.

In an attempt to lose weight, he's been running lank.

She's really nice; I dig her lank.

by Quarkman October 18, 2006

Lank

a person that is lanky.

"You are the biggest lank ever. Just look at that other gangly little lank walk around like a stick with shoes."

by onehandlovestheother May 28, 2006

Lanking

Lanking: when a person of tall and slim stature stands awkwardly with an expression of extreme self consciousness.

Example: "look at that twat over there, lanking like a spare cock."

by Katymvr August 29, 2016

Lank

Derogatory word for a skinny person. Usually used in conjunction with a swear word for emphasis.

Look at that fucking lank! He’s like fucking Shaggy from Scooby-Doo!

by CCCCCCCCCyrusss November 17, 2019