Fucktual

Something that includes an obscene amount of fuckery.

That Cannibal Corpse song is fucktual. Its full of so much fuckery, you cant even handle it. Its like fucked up porn with more fuckity fucked up fuckness.

by Fuck Punctuality November 6, 2011

fucktual

the mutual act of fucking one another over; mutual fuckery

"yeah, i fucked him over -- but only after he fucked me over; it was fucktual"

by emutongues April 22, 2009

fucktual

A sexually based relationship.

Are they together?

Yeah, but I think it's just fucktual, he doesn't even know her name.

by worshipthalia September 6, 2010

fucktually frustrated

more intense and nagging desire than just regualar sexual frustration

Sam you seem pretty stressed out lately..are you fucktually frustrated?

by Sushi May 9, 2005

fucktual

having a truly intimate relationship with facts

A fucktual age will soon replace the current post-factual age.

by Jano T. July 20, 2018

Fucktual

An amalgamation of actual and fuck

What the Fucktual happened?

by Deeamer September 14, 2022

Fucktual

A being whose sole purpose is to be a sexual being in which someone can have intercourse. Primarily women referring to men.

Girl: He is nothing more than a fucktual being to me.

by TinyT_1994 May 5, 2014