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Caesar Pleaser

A Caesar Pleaser is when you are having intercourse with a women while holding a bowl of plain lettuce. When the man is about to cum he pulls out and finishes in the bowl of lettuce. The man then shoves the bowl of lettuce in the face of the women and yells, "JULIUS CAESAR!"
"Hey Katie, do you want a Caesar Pleaser?" "Sure Elvis, ill bring the lettuce."
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hot caesar pleaser 

After receiving head, a man finishes across the forehead of his lady friend. This will give the lucky lady the appearance of a Greek grass crown.
Barbara felt dignified and regal after receving her first Hot Caesar Pleaser.

Little Caeser pleaser 

You first apply nacho cheese on your dick, then have a girl suck it off, and as she is performing oral you shove a little caeser breadstick in her pussy. then after you cum, you make her eat the breadstick.
We had little caeser pizza last night, and we had extra breadstick so we did the Little Caeser pleaser.

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016