topbarrier 

the point at which you look better without a shirt on than you do with one

he looked hot at the bar, but when his shirt came off and the lights came on I realised he hadnt reached his topbarrier yet

topbarrier by the person uwishu were October 31, 2011

Teabarrier 

1. A barrier (usually temporary) that exists for no reason. 2. A barrier erected for political reasons. 3. A procedural barrier to accomplishing a worthy task.

1. "Dude, Cruz and his Teabaggers teabarricaded the park."
2. "Dude, there's a teabarricade around the Urban League voter registration booth."
3. "Dude, the GOP put up a teabarrier around the whole fucking government."

Teabarrier by edward oleander October 2, 2013

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016