splushed

Getting destroyed by something very heavy, or by being thrown against something with great force. A combination of splattered, smashed, and crushed.

The splushed remains of the man were unidentifiable after the encounter with a steamroller.

I've splushed my fair share of opponents in Halo 3. Banshee for the win!

splushed by baronbloodbath October 30, 2011

splashed 

getting stabbed numerous times

ZK got splashed last week

splashed by ks4 May 14, 2019

Splished 

It it used to some up the feelings of when you have met someone online and have yet to meet them in person. Where you are either in love/lust/flattered, eager to meet them - all from only online interaction

Girl: Why do you look so happy?

Guy: I've been splished and/or I am splished.

Splished by missfine August 29, 2009

Splaque Splushe 

The act of performing oral sex on an inanimate object.

Oh wow, that lamp is so Splaque Splushe-able.

Splaque Splushe by Haley Rose March 6, 2008

splished 

Getting extremely turned on and slightly creaming ones pants, as a result of hearing or seeing a car.

Car: *Vroom*
Lenard: Ohhhh! I have seemed to have just splished a little Martin.
Martin: Oh yes Lenard, it was a nice sounding car. I wish I could smurth his nephew.

splished by CumInDaBum September 10, 2018

Splashed 

Getting stabbed so hard that it looks like as if you were splashed with your own blood.

It's more prominently heard in the UK drill scene.

Play for the Pagans - Teewiz got splashed and died, and I don't feel sorry for his mum.
Gentleman - Pull up crash, and I'm wetting 'em . Dip, splash when I'm getting 'em

Splashed by L3gion Legacy February 4, 2021

slushed 

Drunk on wine, especially wine slush but any sort of wine. A bit beyond tipsy, but not inebriated.

Dude, your mom is hitting on me.
Sorry, my dad's a geezer and she's slushed on box wine.

slushed by TheGoyWonder June 4, 2015