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Used to describe something that is undesirable, boring, all around terrible.

Also - bilved, bilves, bilvage

This word was created when a co-worker and I were having a conversation about our supervisor whose last name was Silver.

"Silvery is so bilvery" - that's how it started.
These moldy chicken wings are so bilvery.

Man, today at work was pure bilves.

I really bilved that one up.

Maximum bilvage.

Here comes Mr. Bilvadere. (Sometimes used to describe someone that is bilvery)
Bilvery by JT April 14, 2006
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It is a term that defines a small space in an apartment or home with a door that could store various items that are typically canned and/or dry food items all while making that space sound more official. Similar to a pantry but not necessarily an officially-designated pantry.
Check out that closet space right off the kitchen. It could easily function as a Bilvery!
Bilvery by Potatobeast 129 February 21, 2023
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A person who would rather study than smoke cigarettes
Stop being a bilver and come have a cigarette.
Bilver by Megan Mcdermott December 22, 2008
Residential metal outdoor storage shed.
A tree fell on my old bilver out back, so I went to Home Depot and bought a new one.
Bilver by JLantz January 19, 2008
a herd of freshmen health students.
Ugh, there's another bilver coming down the hall!
bilver by guardling February 26, 2008
A forgotten and dried out sponge/ sponge scouring pad. Usually found in the cupboard under the sink. The dryest object known to science.
I found a stack of bilvers under the sink this morning!
Bilver by Bagnesium November 7, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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