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Pintervention 

When an intervention is needed to drag your wife off pintrest.
This is the 25th day in a row, it's time for a pintervention.
Pintervention by AUB_JT October 9, 2011

pintervention 

when one of your guy friends posts that he joined pinterest and you make him realize that he is the only guy you know who is on pinterest and that only women are commenting on his post about pinterest and he quickly deletes his pinterest account out of fear of losing his man card.
it is very rare that you hear guys having a conversation about pinterest, but 9 out of 10 women you know has one and talks about it at every social gathering. when one of your guy friends says he has a pinterest or is thinking about joining pinterest you and your buddies stage a pintervention to save your friend's potential man card revocation.

Military intervention 

an act of an absolute destruction of a land owned by a residing state
Becky: Hey, Ryan, should we tolerate military interventions of the USA?
Ryan: But Becky, there were no military interventions committed by the USA.

5 Finger Intervention

An intervention in the schrute family. It consists of ( in this order) :
Awareness
Education
Control
Acceptance
Punching
Person 1 is an alcoholic. They become aware of what they are. Education about it. Controlling it. Accepting it and then Punching. 5 Finger Intervention

divine intervention 

when the hand of god comes down from heaven to stop motherfuckin bullets
divine intervention by jules October 12, 2003

intervention

when a group of friends get together to help out another friend who has a problem, like drugs, manic depression, beating his wife, etc. usually involves an informal get-together during which the friends all sit down and talk with the person having problems.
im calling a cookout next saturday for jim, its gonna be his intervention: he's gotta stop doing meth and hurting his children.

i will never forget how my friends held an intervention for me and got me off crack. i owe my life to them