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welfare vampire 

An "entitlement" uses the coercive power of government to deprive one of the fruits of his labor and give it to the feckless members living around us in our society.
Welfare is one such "entitlement". It is a godless attempt to force charity. Unfortunately for those bent to this defective ideology, socialism, charity cannot be coerced. One can be forced to give, however, but instead of love as the impetus one does so begrudgingly creating the temptation to hate the agent of coercion (government) and the temptation to hate the recipient (welfare vampire). Additionally the recipient is tempted to hate the resource (working citizen) as the agent (government) claims the resource (working citizen) is greedily withholding money that could extricate the recipient (welfare vampire) from the current parasitic state of life

Only the welfare vampire can extricate himself from slavery to social cancer (socialism) by working to provide for himself. The welfare vampire, like any other vampire, drifts further into the darkness by gorging himself on the humanity he denies is good.

Socialism, a social cancer, promotes destruction of humanity. Creating welfare vampires is but one means to that end.

If you believe you are entitled to enslave others for your own benefit you might be a welfare vampire.
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welfare vampire 

One who sucks the lifeblood from working Americans via an FDR "Entitlements" federal department (socialism)
"man" 2: gimme some obama money
1 man: Why don't you work some extra hours like the rest of us?
"man" 2: the govment pays me
1 man: we are the government
"man" 2: ain't seen you at the welfare office
1 man: I have a real job. I work for my money.
"man" 2: I work. I stand in the welfare line every week and walk down the street to cash it to pay for my forty, porn, mobile phone, satellite tv, and mcdonalds

1 man: welfare vampire, that's not work. earn your own money, you parasite.

1 man: MY money is MINE

Welfare Vampire 

When a welfare recipient is also a goth and names their kids stupid shit after the Crow or any character from an Anne Rice novel.
You're on section 8 and your name is Lestat? You must be a welfare vampire bitch!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026