Canadian Popsicle 

A Canadian Popsicle. The act of wrapping your penis in bacon and then letting a moose feast upon it. A fun twist can also involve covering the bacon in syrup.

Alex- Hey Mike what are you doing ?

Mike- Oh nothing just about to go give a Moose a "Canadian Popsicle" !

Alex- o_O

Canadian Popsicle by Steeeevvvvveeeeeee October 4, 2011

Canadian popsicle 

A Canadian popsicle is when a guy jizzes in a girls hair after sex and then she proceeds outside into the Canadian tundra (-degree weather) as the jizz freezes she sucks the now froze jizz clump “popsicle” off her hair ;)

Guy 1: I gave Sarah a Canadian popsicle last night and I swear it made me double nut

Guy 2: oh geez Louise that’s better then winning a free double double of roll up the rim at timmies eh bud

Canadian popsicle by Ebony and ivory January 21, 2019

Canadian popsicle 

Dipping a person or persons in boiling hot syrup and then throwing them in a below zero snowstorm, temperature shocking they’re body.

If you don’t shut your mouth I’m gonna turn you into a Canadian popsicle.

Canadian popsicle by Emerald Foddy May 9, 2025

Canadian Poopsicle 

This is preformed by taking a shit in a condom, freezing it then using it as a dildo.

Man, I have to take a shit. Man.2, WAIT! wanna make a Canadian Poopsicle? Man, sure.

Canadian Poopsicle by wolfkiller1351 December 1, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004