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clostril by benadrylqueen October 3, 2011
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Clostridium botulinum
A deadly bacterium. Has the ability to form endospores when exposed to harsh environments. A telltale sign of these little buggers are bulged bottoms of canned goods. The toxin it produces can cause death within a day.
Person 1: Dude, wanna eat some Spam? I'll open a can for you.
Person 2: Hey bro, don't open that. The bottom's bulged.
Person 2: So? What does that mean?
Person 1: Bro, that thing's infested with Clostridium botulinum.
*throws Spam in trash bin*
Person 2: Hey bro, don't open that. The bottom's bulged.
Person 2: So? What does that mean?
Person 1: Bro, that thing's infested with Clostridium botulinum.
*throws Spam in trash bin*
Clostridium botulinum by Power User 9000 May 31, 2010
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Costrils
Infesibley large nares; often stretched through brain picking activity.
Common in the costa variety; particulary fine examples shown in those displaying other Greek features such as the 'mono-brow'.
Particular party tricks include 'how many corks can I fit up my nose'?
Common in the costa variety; particulary fine examples shown in those displaying other Greek features such as the 'mono-brow'.
Particular party tricks include 'how many corks can I fit up my nose'?
"Oi Bruv, have you seen the Costrils on that geezer"?
"yeh I reckon Ron Jeremy's given him a good seeing to"!
"yeh I reckon Ron Jeremy's given him a good seeing to"!
Costrils by Queenturnip June 19, 2011
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable