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butt square naked

Totally and completely without clothing or covering. As naked as one can be.
Q: "You gonna get naked?"
A: "Man, I'm gonna get butt square naked."

square butt 

n.: the opposite of a "bubble butt," the square butt is most often found on nappy white chicks. When using the square butt for sexual satisfaction, it is advised that a pillow, or some other cushioning device be placed between the wee-nis and the square butt to prevent bruising the male reproductive organs.
"Man, I hooked up with this square butt chick last night for two hours!"

"Are you shitting me? You wouldn't be walking if you did..."

"Look...here are the bruises to prove it!"
square butt by Dr. Josephus February 28, 2009

square butt 

An abnormally shaped rear, somewhat ressembling a square
"Damn Pat... look at the girl with the square butt!"
square butt by James Huge January 15, 2004

square butt 

There’s rules to this shit, your a square butt you don’t have a clue!

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008