Splirt 

The last sip remaining out of a beer bottle. This substance is often mistaken for beer, but usually consisits of 99% saliva.

Kyle - "Hey, would like the last sip out of my beer Brad?"
Brad - "Heck no! I don't want your splirt!"

Splirt by Ro-Miller December 11, 2012

splirt 

To Leave

Ah Shit, the police...i'm about to splirt still.

splirt by Dave Fashanu April 12, 2004

dick splirt 

one who ejaculates from his peepee.

-during intercourse-

jenny:-surprised- what was that?
greg: oh, i might've dick splirted.

dick splirt by dicksplirter March 9, 2008

Compound Splinter 

(n.) a splinter that is so big that it goes all the way through your finger, breaking the skin a second time. It really hurts.

Man #1: "Hey BChil, can you help us get these wooden steps in place in front of the stage?"
BChil: "Sure. I could really use a good compound splinter right about now..."

Compound Splinter by BChil June 29, 2015

thunder cross split attack 

Thunder Cross Split Attack is the ultimate hamon technique as used by Dire from part 1 in jjba. To use thunder cross split attack, one must cross their arms in an X formation. It is the perfect balance of attack and defence and is the perfect strategem.

Dio: Wryyy! You think you can beat me with such sleepy movements?

Dire: You fell for it, fool! Thunder Cross Split Attack!
Speedwagon: Incredible! By crossing his arms he can attack while keeping his guard up! It's a perfect strategem!
Straizo: No fighter has escaped it.

thunder cross split attack by prayersofallahsuckmydong December 18, 2019

split stream 

Post sexual or early morning urination that splits into 2 or more streams typically due to an erection or low pee pressure.

You have to make sure you wipe up after that split stream accident.

split stream by Heat123 December 30, 2007

A Splitting of the Mind 

An absolutely beautiful Frerard fan fiction that will tear your heart to pieces upon finishing. Featuring Gerard Way as a snobbish patient in a mental ward and Frank Iero, a rape victim. Read at your own risk. Commonly shortened to "asotm."

I read A Splitting of the Mind and cried for days.

Don't read A Splitting of the Mind unless you're prepared for heartache.

A Splitting of the Mind by xxxStatic January 4, 2014