A term used to describe the orgasmic clamping action of a gal's inner thighs over the ears of somebody performing oral sex.
Man, she totally earmuffed me!
Post sexual or early morning urination that splits into 2 or more streams typically due to an erection or low pee pressure.
You have to make sure you wipe up after that split stream accident.
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