Champagning

When you poop and your first shit is solid, followed by nothing but liquid.

"Ted just spent the past 20 minutes in the bathroom champagning."

by waitwut December 05, 2014

Champagning

To ejaculate in a manner that resembles popping the cork of a champagne bottle. Should be screamed while in the act.

Champagne!!

Damn. I champagned all over her stomach/butt

I be champagning all over these bitches

by Kimberly and tits mcgee September 18, 2011

Champagning

Many men cum inside a girls ass and then they stick a cork in the girls asshole; then pull the cork out with a corkscrew and then the cum spurts out of the girls ass like a champagne bottle.

Guy: Yo how was the bukkake last night?

Friend: Oh it was sick dude! We even did some Champagning; there was cum all over the place.

by UselessPsycho February 24, 2017

Champagnal

The most celebratory act in which two individuals can participate.

Got an "A" in History? Champagnal

by W.M. Seamus December 09, 2010

champagne

Sparkling wine (achieved via means of a second fermintation) produced from grapes grown in a legally defined area of France.

See also champers, bubbly, cris, dom, moet, and salon.

I love to boast about my magnum of 1990 Salon - damn fine Champagne, la dee dah... etc ...

by Dan Fox September 10, 2003

Champagne

To fart while wearing butt plug, causing the plug to launch out of the rectum like a champagne cork.

My boyfriend and I were experimenting with my new butt plug, I champagned and now he has an eyepatch.

by Darth Yohan July 04, 2018

Champagne

When you take a dildo out and squirt everywhere. Like how when you take the quark out of a bottle and it goes everywhere.

Man I was watching this cam girl champagne.

by Thewakkyweedwakker December 24, 2020