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Greek For Life

You cannot change what you are.

Very strong sense of identity and pride. Sense of belonging to something great. Passion.

Being born Greek is a blessing. No Greek would want to be anything else. Ever.

(Unlike many other cultures who convert to Judaism or whatever, you will never hear of a Greek converting to anything else. But you will see many people, including Jews, wishing they were Greek).
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Greek for Life

You were in a fraternity or sorority so the hazing and occultism has left you unable to grow beyond that. The three core values of

giving everything to your social group,

being sleazy, and

never having to earn anything

will never leave you. "Greek for life" is a heavily masked call for help.
What they will say: My mates and I are all Greek for life, you can't sit with us.
Subtext: I hate 6 out of 8 of these overgrown babies but am not confident enough to sit with anyone else.
Greek for Life by 123someone December 3, 2021

Greek For Life

John: I won the lottery!
Jim: Ah damnit, I'm Greek.
Greek For Life by foy_45 March 28, 2004

Greek For Life

Strange fellow with a rectal obsession. He is ugly and smelly and he will probably go to hell some day.
I spoke to Greek For Life the other day and he is still ugly and smelly, I almost feel sorry for him.
Greek For Life by G.F.L February 21, 2003

Greek for life

A smelly drunken greek who thinks hes great because he hangs around in emulation forums.

But he is really a Geek for life.
Greek for life: "I'm so great because i havn't bathed in 4 years!"

Greek for life: " hey guys i'm so great because i was raped when i went to jail last night!"

aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car 

who the fucking fuck is aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car