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Suszko (Sus-co) - A name derived from the Russian pirate Victor Suskavitch's company of brigands. They were involved in many naval battles which they were never on time for due too them taking numerous hours to make sure their pirate makeup was perfect. In one particular battle they all had idea's on how to defeat the enemy (zora / kobalt pirates ZK) but no one could decide what to do. The ZK pirates boarded them and took them all captive with no resistance. The Sus were held for 2 days before driving the other pirates madd from constant questions and mindless chatter. They majority of the ZK threw them selves overboard to escape insanity. The remaining Sus and ZK pirates soon got tired of pirating and started a mid evil cruise line calling the selves Sus-ZK travel company. On the maiden voyage they got lost at sea before arriving on a lush tropical island and started a new colony taking the name Suszko. Within months they killed every living plant on the island.

Suszko (1)- to rid a person of sanity unintentionally.

Suszko (2)- to take hours to accomplish task that would normaly take minutes.

Suszko (3) - to never be satisfied with ones current job.
(1) My baby's crying all night is going to Suszko me.

(2) What took you so long man? "I had to wait for my wife to get ready". Does she always Suszko it? "yep"

(3) " Im so susko'd with this job." Im gonna look for a new one.
Suszko by Brackish Clay September 8, 2011
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finn suszko 

if your name is finn suszko your a person of considerable size and surface area and has a astronomically small chod that they like to feed it to their sausage dog named cleo. Finn love playing with fat chodes in his mouth and love big booty black women. if your name is finn you are probably unnatural ranga and went through a slim shady era in their lives.
finn suszko like black think women.
finn suszko by finnsuszkohater22 December 1, 2022
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finn suszko 

i take back everything i said im so sorry finn suszko and his parents i have repented from my evil ways and will never do it again
finn suszko by finnsuszkohater22 August 12, 2023
Susiko !
Bro susiko
Susiko by Susikolover7 February 14, 2024

Suskophobe

Someone who despises the individual known as Maashg (Ahmet Gunduz)
Nanjan: I'm a proud Suskophobe.
Hito: God bless.
Suskophobe by nanjan1 May 30, 2024

Suskophobe

Someone who has a deep hatred for the individual known as Maashg (Ahmet Gunduz)
Swagmire: I am a proud Suskophobe! Ya Qasas!
Nanjan: God bless.
Suskophobe by nanjan1 May 30, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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