The Pony Express

When a Female partner has 1 or more earings in each ear, and before engaging in sexual intercourse fashioning reins out of string or leather strips. Then once the reins are created you mount her from behind and yell stop 1 and engage in the mail delivery across the west.

Hey Black Beauty/Hildalgo i need to deliver a package via pony express. Turn around and let me show you the wild west. Gidde Up its time for The Pony Express

The Pony Express by evcar mayman September 6, 2011

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Riding the Pony Express

The stage when you masturbate, so that you are at the highest peek of satisfaction, you move your pelvis in a back-and-forth like you are riding a horse.

Last night, I was riding the pony express. It felt so good. Until, that is, my friend barged in on me and forced me to dismount.

Riding the Pony Express by Your Mother's Girlfriend July 22, 2009

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What's the Pony Express?

inter. Anything dealing with sex.

Lets write a report on the Pony Express, but not get you pregos

What's the Pony Express? by shaqualooloo April 6, 2005

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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