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Definitions by shaqualooloo

What's the Pony Express? 

Lets write a report on the Pony Express, but not get you pregos

What's an e-mail? 

Intr. 1. an enuendo having to do with titties
2. a question asked that implies titties
3. Viewing or feeling of the titties

NB while this usually applies to chics, it can be asked by a chic to a dude if she wants him to engage in one of the above definitions
"What's an e-mail?" said Jake as he reached for Martina's titties

What's a fax? 

intr. 1. an enuendo pertaining to the ass
2. noticing a nice ass
3. feeling a nice ass
4. A question posed to see or grab a nice ass
also, a fax implies to the ass in general
He takes it in the fax
or
"What's a fax?" was asked when we saw her fine ass
What's a fax? by shaqualooloo March 23, 2005
From Aleph Zadik Aleph,
1. an 80 year old jewish fraternity based on seven cardinal priciples whos members are soo gay they're almost fraternal (or is it the other way around?)
The member of said fraternity is refered to as an aleph
AZA by shaqualooloo March 17, 2005
n. and intj. African for "penis"; a penis
I have a giant motombo
Motombo by shaqualooloo March 15, 2005

Duche Nozzle 

n. the aplicator on the duche bag

{with 45 "z"s}
1. someone of complete idiocy that causes aggrivation
2. a person who isnt amiable in any sense
3. a person whom you dont like in any sense
4.Dimitri (Baly's boyfriend)

N.B. the number of "z"s varies depending on the level of pissed off you are at the person
Dimitri chilled with his bitch ass friends instead of Baly, what a duche nozzle.*

*{with 45 "z"s}
Duche Nozzle by shaqualooloo March 15, 2005

What's a phone? 

1.A question that has an underlying innuendo of oral sex
2. what you say when you want oral sex
3. a question aimed at convincing a person to engage in oral sex with you
After asking "What's a phone?", I hit 3rd base
What's a phone? by shaqualooloo March 15, 2005