Franklinton is a small suburb just west of downtown
columbus. Nicknamed the bottoms in relation to the amount gay white
trash activity that takes place behind the old milos cafe. On any given weekday you can find the streets full of shirtless meth heads with deltoid tats of the hottest street
rapper Dusty aka misery, which is ironic because that is how you feel when you are forced to listen to him at rehab tavern just tryna pick up one of the
local street walkers. Unfortunately most of the women
will only pretend to be interested in you to make a $ in hopes of being able to buy back some of the teeth they had to give to their baby
daddy chez as down payment on back child support. Popular spot to find the infamous german sausage mongler Gregory, window shopping for frosted tips hair dye. nice place to sit on a 5 gallon bucket around a trash can fire and count stray
cats. On the weekends the locals like to upgrade their trash can fires to felony arson of the many slumlord owned houses in the area usually lit with the gasoline siphoned out of the ran down milos catering vans. If you find yourself looking for a bite to eat you can swing by the cafe and get your hands on some fresh 8 day old potato salad. If your lucky, while you eat you may just get the opportunity to be stabbed with a carrot stick by chef boli. If that type of entertainment doesnt get you going you can always head over to the shell gas station and get in on a riviting
game of
Russian heroin needle roulette.