Franklinton is a small suburb just west of downtown columbus. Nicknamed the bottoms in relation to the amount gay white trash activity that takes place behind the old milos cafe. On any given weekday you can find the streets full of shirtless meth heads with deltoid tats of the hottest street rapper Dusty aka misery, which is ironic because that is how you feel when you are forced to listen to him at rehab tavern just tryna pick up one of the local street walkers. Unfortunately most of the women will only pretend to be interested in you to make a $ in hopes of being able to buy back some of the teeth they had to give to their baby daddy chez as down payment on back child support. Popular spot to find the infamous german sausage mongler Gregory, window shopping for frosted tips hair dye. nice place to sit on a 5 gallon bucket around a trash can fire and count stray cats. On the weekends the locals like to upgrade their trash can fires to felony arson of the many slumlord owned houses in the area usually lit with the gasoline siphoned out of the ran down milos catering vans. If you find yourself looking for a bite to eat you can swing by the cafe and get your hands on some fresh 8 day old potato salad. If your lucky, while you eat you may just get the opportunity to be stabbed with a carrot stick by chef boli. If that type of entertainment doesnt get you going you can always head over to the shell gas station and get in on a riviting game of Russian heroin needle roulette.
by chip baskets February 1, 2016
Franklinton is a nice place in Washington Parish! Where my Granny lives, too! We have fairs every season. And we love to go fishing in the rivers surrounding us. We do flood a whole lot though... so if you consider going, make sure that the rivers are low... or at least no rain above you. Oh! And we don’t have a lot of rednecks either, Bitches. Thanks for looking us up!!!
by Southerngirl&proud!! July 25, 2020
fjhs, is a school for 7th and 8th grade kids, it is full of drama,fights,and hot boys...grayson...lmao. fjhs is also a really good school that typically doesnt put up w/ bullying up but my time there they did bc they have favorites and are shitty
by tintinnnn February 2, 2022