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Nek minute 

This line is used for the exaggerated description of a dramatic turn of events in a moment of ones life.

"Nek minute" is often used in a way that leaves the end of the story open, meaning the listener is left to only presume what had happened, though it's not always used like this.

Also the person enlightening you with their wonderful story can replicate what happened themselves.

Can be also pronounced/spelled as "nek minnit", "neg minute"
"She said she was on the pill.. nek minute"

"He said he loved me.. nek minute"

"I told her it tastes like candyfloss.. nek minute"

"She disagreed with her husband.. nek minute"

"Doesn't matter if you're black or white.. nek minnit"

"I ate Mexican this morning.. nek minute I was shitting piss"

"I watched Seizure Robots.. nek minute" *reinacts seizure*

"I started watching a movie with Tom Cruise in it.. nek minute" *reinacts shooting self in the FACE*
Nek minute by Schwit September 3, 2011
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Nek Minute 

'Next minute' said with an accent. Used to express a sudden dramatic turn of events.
Left my scooter outside the dairy. Nek Minute... *destroyed scooter lying on the ground*
Nek Minute by Anonymousprogramer September 6, 2011

nek minute 

a funny phrased used when something happens next minute
nek minute by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
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"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026