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Bumsend;

A bumsend is a person who acts like an idiot to gain attention or does something so ridiculous there's no other word for their ridicuality.
Friend 1
'Mate don't knock over the beers or you'll be paying for them'
Friend 2
'No problem man, I see them'

2 minutes later knocks over beer

All
'OHHHH dude you're such a fucking bumsend, get out!'
Bumsend by plumber80 September 1, 2011
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it actually is a german verb for "havin sex", "makin love"...
I as a german prep wouldn't say it, 'cause it's kinda chav word. better say "poppen" or just "sex haben" (havin sex)
Ich will sie bumsen! - I wanna fuck her!
Wir haben gebumst. - We had sex.
bumsen by Ma_Li March 2, 2007
Related Words

Bumsen Burner 

A brief but impressive flame of burning methane gas which is created by igniting a fart.
Mickey nearly caused a riot down at the curry house last night when he burnt one off. "hey lads, hows this for a bumsen burner?" he exclaimed, lighter in hand.
Bumsen Burner by monty3945 February 7, 2013
german word meaning the action to have sex
we had the bumsen all night long!
bumsen by Travis May 13, 2005
Oh bumsen! I thought she was home.
Bumsen by tito3231 July 25, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026