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Crackcident 

Showing a portion on your butt Crack on accident.
The plumber today sure was having a large crackcident! I mean I could see 3/4 of his butt!
Crackcident by Sap03250 December 26, 2016

Crackfiend 

Crackfiend. Noun. kuh-rack-feend

A person who attacks people for crack. Can also be used as an insult, like if someone is really hyper or annoying.
"I was attacked by a crackfiend while selling 3 grams of coke."
"My cat is being a crackfiend today."
"You crackfiend."

Anorexic models with shadowy eyes are most likely crackfiends. And Kid Rock.
Crackfiend by Jon the Ninja February 7, 2006

crackcident 

something out of character done during a period in which you are heavily strung out on crack, the crack preventing any good judgment at all....like being in a relationship with a girl you don't even like, and then getting her pregnant
I love my kids wouldn't trade them for anything, but fucking their mother was definitely a "crackcident"
crackcident by Cosmic Charlie March 28, 2009

crackslide 

a term used for when one puts their hand in another's butt crack and slides in an upward motion, then slaps the butt.
I just couldn't resist to crackslide her because of her huge butt.

crackfire 

A sharp, wet, fast farting sound. Usually made with tightened butt cheeks with the person in motion. Very similar to a car's backfire in that it's a totally unexpected and loud sound that startles.
Damn, dude! That crackfire scared the shit out of me! And it stinks, too! Better check your drawers after that one!
crackfire by Mr. Frank, Jr. April 4, 2008
i just finished doing crackaine
crackaine by B-Rhea January 4, 2010