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Prestatyn 

A beautiful town in North East Wales. To many scousers and manc people here corrupting the Welsh people that are here into having kids with them then claiming that there kids are 100% English. Chavs also plague the streets drinking that piss that they call cider and just really being cunts to everyone thats not like them.
Welsh person 1 : Yo', you wanna go out around Prestatyn and find something to do?

Welsh person 2 : Nah, the stupid English chavs and the Welsh unionists are out sucking each other off.
Prestatyn by Welshboi April 1, 2007
when something sucks so utterly that it leaves a foul stench of shityness all along his way. it can be aplied to individuals or situations as a negative reaction to things of that sort.
i was at that phassed-out, shitfacey dwelling fuckhole of a bar that is the "Locos" and there was this band of raunch rock revivalists, "los salvajes"...this was so utterly old and washed up that it gave me vivid mental images of various decaying matters in advanced states of de-composition, as well as a lively accurate sensorial imagination of the combined smell of them all. it was an all-around , top of the top Pestazo...
PESTAZO by Marbeyonders June 21, 2008

Prestalgia 

To predict the nostalgia that will come from something that hasn't happened yet or that is happening now.
Like missing someone before they're gone.
- You know, once you guys are living in London, I'm gonna come visit you and we're gonna look back on these years and say those were some pretty awesome times.
- Ya, I think I miss this already.
- Me too.
- Aw, I can't take all this prestalgia.
Prestalgia by Philmography September 3, 2009

prestatyn 

what you want to do to an erect nipple on a cold day
prestatyn by BAZMEISTER October 14, 2004

Prestalgia 

Prestalgia is a similar feeling to nostalgia. It's not for a time that's been in the past but rather in the future. You already feel nostalgic about these moments and you know that you'll be nostalgic about them long after they've passed. You can also be prestalgic about a big dream.
"Bro I feel so prestalgic about the trip to this pacific island. It will be something so special. Flying there in that small plane during sunrise, looking at the stars with my girlfriend or eating breakfast at the beach."
"Man that even gives me chills"

or

"If I'm done with university I really wanna do a trip through south america in a little VW Van. Just travelling and experiencing all these beautiful scenerys. I feel so much prestalgia thinking about that.
Prestalgia by lukas.jsm September 18, 2020

Préstame el chicle 

Sarcastic Mexican joke for example saying ones “soccer touch or control sucks”
Juan control it, “no mames PRÉSTAME EL CHICLE”.