flowerfucked

When you step outside and have such a bad allergic reaction to the pollen in the air you start crying, your nose starts running, and your face feels swollen.

Friend: Are you crying?

You: No, I just got flowerfucked in the face!

flowerfucked by j2themfk August 19, 2011

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flower fucked

when a girl cannot take dick so she has to only have light and gentle sex-barely fucked

"yo that bitch got flower fucked couldn't take enough of it"

flower fucked by ludizzle June 5, 2017

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flowerfucked • fluterfucked

fluterfucked

A state of panic or excitement due to intense surounding

I get home and everything is fluterfucked. The. Kids are stream ng, the dogs barking, husband's hanging from the tree...

fluterfucked by Fluterfucked gals October 15, 2022

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country mile

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance

"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"

country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006

Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

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Regular Degular

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.

May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.

Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023

Word of the Day on July 3, 2026

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feeder

Usually a male who likes to encourage weight gain in his partner through the consumption of food. Feeders differ from FAs... whilst an FA is attracted to big girls, a feeder gets turned on by making a thin girl fat....or a big girl even bigger.

(see entry for feederism

feeder by therealrichieedwards December 11, 2004

Word of the Day on July 2, 2026

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give a hoot don't pollute

the act of giving a hoot and not polluting

*sees a dirtbag litter*
gIVE A HOOT DON'T POLLUTE BITCH

*slam dunks trash into appropriate bin*

give a hoot don't pollute by giveahoot_dontpollute August 27, 2017

Word of the Day on July 1, 2026

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