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butt peanuts 

(Noun) The hardened globules of fecal matter that cling to anal hair with the strength of epoxy resin after one has failed to wipe adequately following defecation.

Sometimes used as an expression of annoyance and/or frustration
I was about to give this gorgeous boi a good rimming, but put my tongue away when I saw butt peanuts

I forgot to turn off the kettle. Butt peanuts!
butt peanuts by vanderspoor August 3, 2011
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Peanuts butt 

Peanuts butt by WHALER 71 October 30, 2020

peanut butt jelly 

When one slathers peanut butter on one side of one's lover's ass crack and jelly on the other side of one's lover's ass crack, squishes them together and then licks it up. Must be done while enjoying a 69 this puts the bj is in the pbj.
Peanut butt jelly is a great post workout snack.
peanut butt jelly by Seantel83 March 31, 2016

Peanut Butt 

The last 10% of a Peanut Butter jar that is so hard to get to with a knife.
Dave opened up the peanut butter jar and exclaimed "Aw man, all that's left is the Peanut Butt!"
Peanut Butt by PDXWaterproof June 12, 2015

peanut butt air 

When somebody eats so many peanuts that it causes them to fart
Hide the peanuts real quick. Last time he ate so many he had a bad case of peanut butt air
peanut butt air by Lyricalroger August 31, 2014

Peanut-butt

An adorable and sexy guy's butt. His butt looks like two peanuts squished together, to create a firm and cute butt. I am in love with this guy and his butt is just the cutest thing ever! (Also known as Cooper)
"Would you look at that butt, it is so small, yet still so sexy!"
"That is because he has a peanut-butt!"
Peanut-butt by Buggaboo2coop August 22, 2011

peanut butt 

"Ew, your peanut butt is moldy"
peanut butt by tangysjuice April 23, 2022