FaceBoom 

The destruction of Facebook by interloping Baby Boomers.

Ever since FaceBoom, Facebook has nearly the same appeal as attending a child's birthday party.

FaceBoom by timesize July 13, 2010

Faceboom 

When you bomb a friend in notifications suddenly on facebook.

FACEBOOM! you now have 40 notifications

Faceboom by OhWhat? July 1, 2011

Faceboom 

THE NEW FAD

For when facepalm just isn’t enough…

For when headdesk just doesn’t say it all…

FACEBOOM

Person 1 - Oh gosh, I just love this new computer. But what is this "Internet Explorer" thing on my screen?

Person 2 - wow n00b u dont even no the internet? **FACEBOOM**

Faceboom by **faceboom** March 4, 2010

faceboom 

a sexual act in which the nose is inserted into the anus, stimulating it to the point of fecal excretion

Despite the clean up, her faceboom was so worth it!!!

faceboom by KayJayGouda October 12, 2008

Facebook your ass

When a hurt, spiteful person posts something personal, private and intimate about another person where that person will in turn feel betrayed, embarrassed, hurt, or even criminally prosecuted.

She told John she wanted to be with him for the rest of her life, then she changed her mind. John didn't take too kindly with her decision. He told her, "Bitch, I'll Facebook your ass, so he Facebooked her ass and posted her brazenly bragging about all of her recent misdeeds

Facebook your ass by Nikki Stixx October 12, 2019

Facebook Fireman

This is a person who works for the Fire Department and at every opportunity this person is posting on Facebook about everything they have ever done while on duty. This is because they are not very good at the job, so they need all of the "pats on the back" from their other fake "friends" on Facebook.

"Dave is totally a Facebook Fireman."

Facebook Fireman by NYCFF July 18, 2012

Facebook Worth 

=((# of likes your Facebook post gets)/(# of Facebook friends)).

A higher Facebook Worth means your friends really care about you.

"Ricky always gets a lot of likes, but his Facebook Worth is really low."

Facebook Worth by Extra Mayo June 8, 2016