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Nelligan 

A person with micropenis that chronically fists themselves until their rectum bleeds so much that they pass out. They normally have low self-esteem issues, play a lot of video games, are really pale and have had little to no relationships. They also suffer from chromes disease. Most die between the age of 20 and 65 via testicle cancer
That Nelligan is nasty!
Nelligan by cartman 39 June 30, 2011
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Nelligan'd 

The act of knowingly lying to someone's face, while simultaneously believing the lie
Person 1: "I've never done that, nor would I ever do that thing in question."

Person 2: "You just Nelligan'd me, didn't you?"
Nelligan'd by someoneelse2012 October 27, 2012
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dirty neligan 

When, durignn a sexual intercourse, the female bites the scrotal sack of the male. When the male ejaculates, he does so in the female's hair, successfully giving them a dirty neligan. Can also apply to gay male couples.
I gave Kevin a dirty neligan last night. It was wonderful.
dirty neligan by omgstevethepirate October 11, 2005

nellianne 

Nellianne is a super star and she's very funny. She's probably alcoholic but it's okay:)
Nellianne just thrown up because she drank too much
nellianne by mebebns November 22, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026