fastfap
When something is so epic and so awesome that you want to fap profusely to it, then the word for such a masturbation is fastfap.
fastfap by Double-yew Thirteen June 16, 2011
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fastfagg
That speedy guy or girl who attempts to know everything about his current car but fails badly. Often drives cars with 120bhp or more. Kinda does burnouts but he do still be learning cuz he or she be scared of doing the skyline dirty like that.
fastfagg by theFASTFAGG November 23, 2021
Fast Fap February
FFF is when every day for this month you masturbate until you can ejaculate. You time how long it took to ejaculate and at the end of the month you compare and look for the fastest time you can ejaculate. Basically a speedrun to cum.
Person 1: Dude, you know it's Fast Fap February, how fast did you cum?
Person 2: It took me 20 seconds
Person 1: Damn it took me 5 minutes
Person 2: It took me 20 seconds
Person 1: Damn it took me 5 minutes
Fast Fap February by Yomamaha January 5, 2022
fastapplcs
fastapplcs is a boy named landon who edits on vs and ae. but he really fucking smells.. someone needs to tell him to shower
fastapplcs by Amana September 29, 2019
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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