Zebra Dick
While at a nude beach, your flaccid penis gets sunburnt, resembling a zebra pattern on the penis while erect.
Zebra Dick by Dnaldz34 May 15, 2018
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Is while getting a spray tan while your dick is flaccid, once you become erect your penis is striped as a zebra.
Zebra Dick by thy nigga layne May 15, 2022
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Zebra Dick
Zebra Dick occurs after anal sex, when, upon removing the penis from the anus, one finds it striped in feces, resembling a zebra with brown stripes. Sometimes referred to as "Tiger Penis" and often occurs in conjunction with Poop Noodle
Last night, I was fucking Cindy, and upon removing my member from her club, I found out the bitch gave me zebra dick."
Zebra Dick by Idiodyssey October 3, 2011
ZD (zebra dick)
a zebra dick is a dick that has been so chafed by extreme gay sex that it takes on a striped appearance, often accompanied by pustulant leakage and/or open sores.
ZD (zebra dick) by masterchain September 5, 2004
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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