Snackpocalypse
The end of the world caused by people eating too much junk food resulting in any of the following:
a. The over-consumption of all the resources on the planet; resulting in eventual starvation of everyone; or
b. The imbalance of weight on certain continents which will, in turn, stop the earth from rotating which will cause:
i. Gravity to stop working
ii. The atmosphere to disappate
iii. One side of the earth to be perpetually freezing and the other side to be perpetually hot
resulting in the death of all humans.
a. The over-consumption of all the resources on the planet; resulting in eventual starvation of everyone; or
b. The imbalance of weight on certain continents which will, in turn, stop the earth from rotating which will cause:
i. Gravity to stop working
ii. The atmosphere to disappate
iii. One side of the earth to be perpetually freezing and the other side to be perpetually hot
resulting in the death of all humans.
Someone is going to have to do something about that families diet. If we dont stop them soon they will bring about the snackpocalypse.
Snackpocalypse by Anthony Swann June 20, 2011
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