shotmergency

1. an extreme state of emergency in which there are shots that must be consumed instantaneously (consequences vary)

2. any time there are shots poured and waiting on a bar

bro 1: "Wake up, bro, we have a shotmergency."
bro 2: "Bro, it's 5:00 am."
bro 1: "SHOTMERGENCY!"
*Both take shots of plastic bottle vodka.*

shotmergency by Brotocol May 26, 2011

shitergency 

When you are having a bathroom emergency.

I was on the highway when I had a shitergency.

shitergency by CharisAycock January 16, 2016

shemergency 

an unfortunate occurance that is both uniquely feminine in nature and very urgent.

Janice, cover for me! I'm having a shemergency and need to buy some tampons and Shout wipes ASAP!

shemergency by Alana Post September 11, 2005

shitmergency 

A sudden need to go to the bathroom, accompanied often with chills, hot sweats, and panic. Usually when one is not near a restroom.

Today while I was driving to school I had a shitmergency and had to stop at a seedy gas station.

shitmergency by Lala May 13, 2005

Slutmergency

(N) An expression used to describe a situation where one feels whore-like or skanky. Can replace the common expression "help" in many circumstances.

Slutmergency! I woke up to someone and I don't remember going to bed with them!

-or-
"He's so hot, I can't help but hop on his sexy self! Slutmergency!!"

Slutmergency by lmaowhat March 6, 2016

Shimergency 

An event in which someone will stop doing anything because they need to drop a deuce within the next 30 seconds whether they're ready or not.

PERSON 1: "Why did Ron jump off the mechanical bull so quickly and waddle over to the bathroom?"

PERSON 2: "Those street tacos he ate earlier in Tijuana gave him a shimergency."

Shimergency by Nick, the Mob Stopper May 19, 2008