1. an extreme state of emergency in which there are shots
that must be consumed
instantaneously (consequences vary)
2. any time
there are shots
poured and waiting on a bar
bro 1: "Wake up, bro, we have a shotmergency."
bro 2: "Bro, it's 5:00
bro 1: "SHOTMERGENCY!"
*Both take shots of plastic bottle vodka.*