A god among both genders. Will sexually attract anyone with eyes. The best pair of breasts you will find on any living being there was, is or is going to exist. Always fat, can be found with a moustache and
long or short hair. Spends enormous amounts of money on batteries for his Xbox controller. Will screw you over in amy scenario and will steal your
girlfriend or
boyfriend. Can eat unlimited amounts of sketchy burgers. Will perform magic tricks also known as ciganske mađije.
Girl 1:
OMG I want to bear all of Veljas children
Boy 1: OMG me too
Girl 2: Velja is so hot, look at his
moustache, hair and
tits
Boy 2: JUST LOOK AT HIS MAGIC TRICKS