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Guacaholie

The act of storing a delicious guacamole spread around the anus hole for the day's duration only to be followed by one's partner/partners eating/sucking/slurping this delicious guacaholie from the forbidden area. ;)
Bring the chips and margaritas baby, because tonight we're having a guacaholie party! I'll invite our kinky friends.
Guacaholie by gahlee! May 12, 2011
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Guacamole nigga penis 

Hey, Timmy, your mom died, sorry you have to find out this way.
Timmy: guacamole nigga penis

Guacamole nigga toilet 

A toilet for guacamole colored shits made by niggas. For example, when you take a dump in a toilet and it be green, thats a guacamole nigga toilet.
Tyrone: Yo my poop look green as hell.
Me: Guacamole nigga toilet.
Tyrone: Bruh.

Guacamole nigga penis 

when you try to dox a 13 year old this happens to you
random kid: hey skai jackson guacamole nigga penis

Skai jackson: im gonna dox you
Guacamole nigga penis by Wyumi June 17, 2020

Guacamole nigga penis 

A type of penis found by Albert Einstein.

Very rare. If you have a guacamole nigga penis, your penis is 17”.
Guacamole nigga penis” - black science man
Guacamole nigga penis by __-Ali-__ February 27, 2019

Guacamole nigga penis 

A black man's penis made solely out of guacamole. A phrase often replied to Skai Jackson's tweets.
Skai Jackson:

Person 1: Guacamole
Person 2: nigga
Person 3: penis
Person 4: Incels.
Person 5: Guacamole nigga penis.

Guacamoleniggapenis

To Guacamoleniggapenis is the act of microwaving a fully ripened avocado then inserting the massive seed into your {rectum} while {penetrating} the warm smooth fruit. Once you fill the crevice once where the seed once lied with your massive fountain of cum, put the no longer virgin avocado into a bowl, crush up the fertalized fruit and feed it to your friends and family. Amen
Andrew's mother caught him Guacamoleniggapenising himself on the kitchen counter.