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TwatFarm 

a mystical place where the great uber-twat queen gives birth to the various useless bastards that the rest of us spend most of our lives trying to avoid.
"get back to the twatfarm" - meaning, you are clearly not human, just a twatfarm escapee, please do us all a favour and return to your own kind and save me from your babbling nuisance.
TwatFarm by TheTalon October 19, 2003
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TwatFarm 

Any town in northamptonshire where the 18-24 year olds spend all the money they earn making cardboard boxes or flipping burgers, on fins stupid exhausts, spoilers, wanky dump valves and other parephanalia on their shitty 20 year old mk3 escort.
Kettering is such a twatfarm
TwatFarm by Big L March 13, 2003
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twatfirmative action 

A policy of hiring preference in favor of women. Like affirmative action, but for twats.
Damn, man, I had that web design job nailed, but they gave it to that bimbo from accounting to satisfy their twatfirmative action policy.

Twat Farm 

The term used to define a woman's vagina when she is wearing tight pants or shorts, and the land surrounding her twat is attractive in appearance. A twat farm is usually found on college campus' across the United States, where girls wear yoga pants or spandex shorts 93.7% of the time. Noun. (language of origin: Sioux Fallsian)
Dude check out the twat farm at 9 o'clock! She's got space too!
Twat Farm by NTITUS54 September 16, 2012

Twatfarce 

A small family run Plumbing and Heating company in Emsworth, Hampshire.

A shambolic organisation who truly believe they offer their customers the best possible service.
Well known for their extremely rapid “Boiler Servicing” And if you’re you’re extremely lucky for them to actually take the case off your appliance they will ensure the cobwebs will be merely blown away!
What are Twatfarce?... A shambolic organisation who truly believe they offer their customers the best possible service.

Does anyone know a reputable boiler servicing company?... Well known for their extremely rapid “Boiler Servicing”
Twatfarce by Twatfarce November 5, 2020

Twatfart 

A person who thinks they’re better than they are but their shit does stink!
I can’t believe Bri looks down on others when she’s the biggest twatfart of them all!
Twatfart by Ed55555555 November 27, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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