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Dabbageddon 

When the final last dab is dabbed and the multiverse explodes from grief. No nuclear bunker, no spaceship, no teleporter, and no alternate dimension can save you from this multiverse ending event. You can only dab and hope everyone else does their part. In the event that this event is activated, there is 1 hour until the explosion. However, if you can some how manage to get everyone in the multiverse, unborn babies, animals, and single celled organisms alike to dab the countdown will stop. But let's not let it no get to that point...
HOLY GUACAMOLY I STOP DABBING FOR ONE SECOND AND THE DABBAGEDDON ACTIVATED!! WHAT WILL WE DO!!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! FRICK!!!!
Dabbageddon by TheSwagUnicorn January 24, 2019
Related Words
where a male will dab the knob of his penis on the females tongue/face.
did you cop some dabbage of that bitch?
dabbage by Tyrone Pugliese June 30, 2007
a person who can hit that dab hard(metaphorically unless that person is actually hard) and is a straight up savage.
My friend is a straight up dabbage.
Dabbage by Its the Nutshack March 12, 2017
dabbage
A speculative wad of earwax looking THC is plopped down into a hot surface (or vice versa), causing the terrines and vapors to release. A smokeless way to a great high!!
John Doe! Gimme that rig! I’ll have a dabbage for myself”
Dabbage by WeedWackaBreezy August 31, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026