protiful

A cleverly awkward combination of "pretty", "hot" and "beautiful". No person you'll speak to will ever understand this without explanation, so be prepared for your dorky compliment to require a follow up paragraph.

A: "Hey, I think you're quite protiful. That's.. pretty, hot, and beautiful rolled all into one, because in my haste to make small talk and come across as smooth I thought it'd be better to combine the three instead of just blindly selecting one to use."
B: "...thanks."

by cactus2010 April 30, 2011

Proti

Someone who is really sweet and great at giving advice and has an amazing body

Dude I totally found a Proti

by DatBootyLover February 1, 2014

Proties

Its the vegetarian knock off of protein. Because all vegans are special snowflakes.

Person 1: Hey did you get your daily intake of protein?
Vegan: Excuse me, its PROTIES.

by BootyShorts4Life May 30, 2018

invisible protis sniper

He will just go into your base when you least expect it then he wi-

I tried countering the invisible protis sniper with spore crawlers but then i got sni-

by Kindness1157 July 16, 2011